9.1.12
The Green Thing
Checking out at T***o, the young cashier suggested to the older woman that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment.
The woman apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days."
The cashier responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations." She was right -- our generation didn't have the green thing in its day.
Back then, we returned milk bottles, pop bottles and beer bottles to the shop. The shop sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day.
We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocers and didn't climb into a 200-horsepower machine every time we had to go a couple of hundred yards. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day.
Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 2000 watts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day.
Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of Yorkshire. In the kitchen, we mixed and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packed a fragile item to send in the post, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't start up an engine and burn petrol just to mow the lawn. We used a push lawnmower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to an air-conditioned and brightly-lit health gym to run on electrically-powered treadmills. But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then.
When we were thirsty we drank from a tap or fountain instead of drinking from a plastic bottle of water shipped from the other side of the world. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we honed the blade in a razor instead of throwing the whole thing away just because the blade had got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then.
Back then, people took the bus and kids rode their bikes to school, or walked, instead of turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical socket in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. Nor did we need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest fish and chip shop.
But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we oldies were just because we didn't have the green thing back then?
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Please forward this on to another selfish, grumpy old git(ess) who needs a lesson in conservation from a smartass young person.
Remember: Don't make old people angry.
We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to p*** us off!
Happy New Year!
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